No More Sex…

August 5, 2006

Paris Hilton has said she is swearing off sex for a year. I read this initially on People Magazine site and thought yeh that wont last long we all know how many men she gets beacause of her past. But maybe she turning that new leaf.

“People think I sleep with everyone, but I’m not like that,” the Simple Life star and hotel heiress tells British GQ in its September issue. “Kissing is all I do.”

In fact, Hilton, 25, says, “I’m not having sex for a year. I’ve decided. … I’ll kiss, but nothing else.” 

I would like to have like a timer of when she will break this. Its like that film 40 days and 40 nights with Josh Hartnett someone needs to create a site and take bets.

Read the Article.

(People and WeSmirch)

Come to that time again well a bit earlier then it was last week because I have no real posts to make so why not post some stuff I have found interesting on da world wide web.

/ So you wanna know how good Xtinas new album is?!?…pop on over to this site to read a review of each song. (Hotstuff Files)

/ If you thought K-Fed just wanted to rule the music scene….think again!!!…he wants to rule cinemas as well…thus begins the K-Fed Cult. (Starpulse)

/ Brucie is on board for a 4th Die Hard adventure has I reported on my the other day. (Now Playing Magazine)

/ Ode to be the ice cream…so Scarlett can lick you till cream goes down her mouth…okay i’ll stop before this is smut. (Egotastic)

/ Jennifer Wuv Hewitt has gained weight well it seems like it but that didnt stop me buying a yellow t-shirt… (Hollywood Tuna)

/ Top 10 sites if your a student…you know I find the games one good. (CNET)

/ Ubuntu has made its way to the streets!!! (Ubuntu Blog)

/ There will be no Gibson mini series, maybe have Reality show following Mel around…call it “Mels Maddness”. (KESQ)

/ Have we got a replacement for Sourceforge?!?…in the form of Google. (Engtech Blog)

/ Arsenals new stadium set to host Brazil and Argentina…pretty cool stadium. (Arsenal Blog)

We end with a youtube video as always…this time its Mentos over your house…I want to try this…dont ask why tho.

Doesnt it seem a life time ago when we saw Lindsay in those amazing bikinis well now is the time you can relive those choice moments with the return of the bikini queen herself. She of course went to hospital last week and then had that letter sent to her from her morgan creeks CEO which we all laughed at the words spoiled brat (mum had a go tho which is also funny) but its cool to see her back up and running and doing the lohan thing which is course is what she does best.

More after the jump

(Credit HollywoodTuna and Wesmirch)

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l1nks f0r w33k3nd…

July 28, 2006

I havent done one of these in a while so here so a quick but maybe good link post for this weekend.

Mel Gibson is done for Drink Driving, wonder where the passion was when he was arrested. (Socialites Life)

Harry Potter is gonna show the adoring fans his wood inform of stage show. (Mollygood)

Paris and Nicole will be friends again woooo that means a good season of Simple Life. (National Enquirer)

While talking about Nicole…whats she wearing ffs?!?. (Skynews)

Porn on your nintendo DS…it can happen you know!!!. (Fleshbot)

Touching yourself on a balcony…thats good and then the papz will see you Victoria. (WWTDD)

Yahoo have launched Yahoo Messenger 8.0. (Techcrunch)

Eric Stolz as Marty McFly…yeah it happened!!!. (

Have a peek at whats happening in Springfield for the movie. (Simpsons Channel)

Babes of the 1980’s…where are they now?!?. (Yesbutnobutyes)

We end today with a youtube video from Comiccon which shows Venom yes that dude right at the end but the quality is crap so its a shame really I reaaaaaaaly hope sony release the good version.

Letter to Lohan…

July 28, 2006

How f*****g is this letter that Smoking Gun showed us a letter that the CEO of Morgan Creek wrote to Lindsay Lohan about her partying ways and it even includes an address which im not going to write to of course because that would be like stalking and I wouldnt even do that (trashes note).

The Letter goes on about how Lindsay has missed filming time for Georgia Rule and her “excuses” like Exhaustion and even better he calls her a spoiled child which is class!!! Letter is below.

Lohan Letter

Credit to Wesmirch and SmokingGun for this.

Britney Spears

The former Poolboy of Britney Spears has spoken out how she wasnt as nice as she seems after he was fired for talking to much to Kevin Federline. Kevin used to lie around and then he would be talking to K-Fed and then Britney would come out shouting…poor dude it aint his fault that K-Fed is lazy using his downtime to write songs.

“She wants Kevin on a leash,” LaLanne told the mag. “She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean.” He adds: “It’s a revolving door there. She’s not the nice person everyone thinks she is.”

(Credit to WeSmirch and MSNBC)

Lohans Assets…

July 27, 2006

I thought with all this Lindsay News of her in Hospital that I would post a youtube video that I find hot and funny but more hot…of her in a Harry Potter Skit for SNL.